Don’t Mess With Texas

October 21. 2008

Anne Pressly

An anchorwoman that played Ann Coulter in the unflattering George W. Bush biopic “W” was found badly beaten and rushed to the hospital. Anne Pressly was discovered in her apartment in a pool of blood. My guess as to who the culprits are:

George's wife Laura Bush

George's girlfriend Condoleezza Rice

Dick "Dirty Harry" Cheney

I’m just kidding, but here’s hoping she has a speedy recovery.

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Police seek motive in Ark. anchorwoman's beating

Update: TV Anchor Who Played Ann Coulter in ‘W’ Still Critical After Attack - Anne Pressly's personality made her a hit with television viewers. Now, police want to know whether her celebrity made her a target. The popular KATV anchorwoman, who had a small part in the new Bush biopic "W," was in critical but stable condition Tuesday after a severe beating in her home.

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