Do you guys remember my funny desperate article from a few months ago (April 22, 2011) in support of the Miami Heat, entitled "Derek Rose Is A Thorn." Well, today TMZ published a story stating Derek Rose and his driver were pulled over for DUI last night (*hides under desk*). 

Now, was I or was I not clear when I stated in the article that I wanted Rose arrested for DWB (not DUI) and right before a playoff game against the Miami Heat. The police got it backwards. But if they would like to make it up to me, they could arrest Mark Cuban...(kidding).