January 27. 2009

Song stealer Beyonce had a bit of trouble going through metal detectors at LAX airport recently. Is she a terrorist? No but her over-singing should be considered acts of terrorism on ears.

However, House of Dereon fashions should be considered domestic terrorism. Have you seen the clothes. Woof! Knock offs done in ugly fabrics.

But back to her wig. The pins in it reportedly set off the metal detectors at homeland security. Shame they didn’t ask her to take the wig off that would have made a great picture. What? She could have had a gun under there! National security first, people! National security.

* this website does not advocate airport security asking people to remove wigs and toupees...unless it's Beyonce, then it's okay.

Beyonce's Hair is Alarming

Beyonce had trouble passing through LAX security this weekend. First she's made to remove her shoes, but as this video unravels, it turns out to be her head that's the culprit, and the security agent scans her noggin. Probably a load of forgotten wig pins.

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