Britney Spent $4 Million On Makeover

...And Still Looks Off

September 16. 2008

Britney Spears

A website is claiming pop breakdown Britney Spears spent $4,000,000 on a makeover. This is not a $20 home makeover ladies and gentlemen.

For $4,000,000 you should look like Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry all rolled into one, not go around Hollywood rolling out of Starbucks looking like something shot out of a cannon. You need to go get your money back, because the makeover isn't working.

Madonna

First step, find out who is Madonna's surgeon...and then don't use them, because the alien look is not hot for fall. Second step, realize what you need more than anything is a spiritual makeover. Not to mention, hoping the public has a short memory, which it doesn't.

The mere fact they did not use the MTV Awards as a springboard for her new single from her forthcoming album, says her head still isn't right. Britney is now schizophrenic thanks to Madonna's Kabbalah cult and people with that disorder have problems with crowds, which would make touring difficult. Here's hoping your new album is clean, Britney, unlike Blackout, because if it's not, we're going to go through this and this again.

Britney Spears' £2 million makeover

Britney's expenses for the past year

Hair: £10,000
Fitness: £20,000
Clothes: £100,000
Stylists: £20,000
Dad Jamie: £240,000
Medication and treatment: £20,000
Holidays: £440,000
Dance classes: £150,000
Lawyers: £1,000,000

TOTAL: £2,000,000

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