Dina Lohan, mother of drug addict actress, Lindsay Lohan, has announced she is now a film producer if you say so. Lohan has announced that her son, Michael Lohan, shall star in a film about heroine users from Long Island, New York. 

Is it just me or would Lindsay fit the role perfectly, given all her experience in taking just about every drug in existence. Already Dina is missing the mark as a producer, by not selecting the most obvious choice for the job.