Saw the two new episodes of Duck Dynasty last night and they were funny. One episode featured race car driver, Clint Bowyer. Willie Robertson, also known as "Boss Hog" (see: "Dukes of Hazard") challenged him to a limo race. As was to be expected, Willie lost.

"Duck Dynasty" stars Sadie Robertson and her dad Willie Robertson

I only have one question for Willie, what were you thinking racing a race car driver. It would have taken Jesus for you to beat him. I believe in taking the high road in such a race (flatten the pro's tires and bam, easy win - kidding). However, Willie did find out something. A NASCAR endorsement featuring your company's brand on a race car will cost you $500,000 per race. In short, rednecks are getting paid...

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