Judge Wants Britney Paparazzi Photo Of Another Kind...Her Mug Shot!

Judge Orders Spears Be Booked On Hit And Run Charges

October 9. 2007

Gimme More...Extensions (Did They Stop Half Way? Where's The Rest Of The Weave?):

Just when you thought Britney Spears' life couldn't get any better...it did. A judge ordered her to surrender to a local police station before October 25, 2007 to be booked on hit and run charges (fingerprints and mug shots.) Fun fun fun!

Seriously, she loves having her picture taken and she's so out the ball park crazy right now, she'll probably think it's the paparazzi and not the police.

Britney With Her Starbucks IV:

She's gonna be mad, though, when the police don't have her hot Starbucks waiting like the paps do...you know, because she tips them off ahead of time as to exactly where she will be each day, then pretends like she can't stand them when they follow her around.

She is enjoying this madness with the photogs chronicling every moment of her life, not truly grasping that they are documenting and broadcasting her shame for all to see.