Kate Winslet

Actress Angelina Jolie did not have a good Golden Globes. Best actress winner Kate Winslet forgot Angelina's name when acknowledging the other women in her category, referring to her as, "The other one." Ouch!

Kiss all you want you still didn't win squat...that goes for the both of you

The story gets worse. Jolie was seen scowling as she lost an award to another actress, Anne Hathaway. Somewhere, Jennifer Aniston was laughing at all this.

See ladies and gentlemen, white women can be just as catty as black women...and gay men are the cattiest of all. Over to you, Angelina. 

Below, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt discuss why at points in their relationship, he looked prettier than she did, whereas now she looks like she's dating her dad. Those kids are running them ragged and one's showing it more than the other.

Time to stop missing those spa days, Brad, because "Benjamin Button" is just a movie. You're not as young and pretty as you used to be. What? I can't say that when that's how you think about women, hence you trading your current one for a younger one every few years. Seriously, I don't think about people in those terms, but he clearly does.