The nonsensical financial dealings of Hollywood trainwreck Lindsay Lohan never ceases to amaze me. The often cash strapped former child star and cocaine addict has settled a lawsuit for $90,000, incurred for leasing limos between February to May of 2009. She could have bought a Porsche with that money. Instead she is renting then crashing them, then blaming the people at Porsche for allegedly bad engineering on their vehicles, when it was her fault for being inebriated behind the wheel whilst speeding.

Lohan needs to take a class in economics, as this is the same chick that spent over $100,000 in one year on hair and clothes. She also spent over $250,000 in one year renting a hotel room at the Chateau Marmont. She could have bought a condo with that money. However, to keep up appearances and live a luxury lifestyle outside her means, Lohan continues to spend money and run up credit card bills she does not have the income or means to repay.