Crazy, catty pop tart, Madonna, did a new photo shoot, as seen above, marking her latest reinvention on a career with more miles and less grace than an Oldsmobile. 

After the failure of her past few albums and bloggers writing about her in very unfavorable terms, the unoriginal, morally bankrupt deviant, has proclaimed  herself a director, which is hilarious. That is, when she is not infecting young stars with the madness that is Kabbalah.