Madonna Falls On Stage Again

Tour Keeps Going Downhill

Madonna looking like Gollum again

Madonna has fallen on stage once again during a turn at faux guitar playing, right onto her non-existent, no talent butt. This marks another in a series of accidents, mishaps and mess ups on her ridiculous “Stupid And Silly” tour, where her fans booed her last week in London. She's not use to that, but under the circumstances it's a sign she needs to retire, already. It’s just getting embarrassing. She is no Tina Turner.

Britney Spears looking confused at Starbucks

Considering Madonna’s album and tour have terribly flopped and the public is mercilessly bashing her, in addition to Britney Spears having gone nuts under her tutelage, killing off her career as well, who is the new queen of pop. Right now, it appears to be Miley Cyrus, as the other two are out of the game.

Miley Cyrus

I’m not holding my breath for a Britney comeback (the actual comeback last year failed). She’s still in Kabbalah according to online riders. Therefore, it’s only a matter of time before they push her too far again and she breaks down. And to think her hair barely grew back.

Madonna falls onstage, does not break hip!

Thankfully, she bounces back, but one cannot help but wonder if major anti-inflammatories and ice packs were required.

That's a good way to break a hip, Madge. Be careful, old girl!

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