Judiciary Report - Miley Cyrus Nominated For Biggest Train Wreck

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Miley Cyrus Nominated For Biggest Train Wreck

There's No Way She Can Beat Britney Spears

...Unless Britney Bribes The Judges

October 6. 2008

Miley Cyrus and her mom

Miley Cyrus, who is the successor to Britney Spears' pop throne (hey, the only throne Britney is using is the toilet) has been nominated for the "Biggest Train Wreck" award at the Lizzies. The only way Britney can lose this award to Miley is if Spears bribes somebody.

I hope frappuccinos are the only thing you and Britney have in common

Miley doesn't have any legal issues (yet) and by all accounts, Cyrus isn't a stark, raving lunatic being controlled by meds, like Britney. But let homegirl miss one dosage...and it's back to the Britney with the faux British accent, car accidents and crotch flashes.

Sony artist Britney Spears looking rough, doing stuff with that sweater the manufacturer never indented

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A writer at the Washington Post nominated Miley for the above mentioned award and used the word "verklempt" when mentioning the pop star's 16th birthday. I'm going to take a wild guess here and state you're Jewish.

I'm a master of the Yiddish language (not really). Did I study it in school, you ask? Uh, no, several seasons of the Nanny made me fully fluent in the language.

Miley Cyrus's Bittersweet Sixteen

In the crush of controversy that surrounded Miley Cyrus over the past 12 months -- the overpriced concert tickets, that Annie Leibovitz Vanity Fair spread, the cell phone pix, the ill-advised YouTube videos -- we may have lost sight of an important fact. That Cyrus is, in the grand scheme of things, a baby.

A self-possessed somewhat media-savvy baby, sure, but still tender, still tentative and definitely not yet capable of fending for herself. (And, since we nominated Miley for Biggest Train Wreck in this year's Lizzies, we get a rap on the knuckles too.)

Which is why I felt a little verklempt when I read about Miley's 16th birthday bash at, of course, Disneyland. Because not content to let this girl -- excuse me, I mean child -- celebrate this milestone with a modicum of privacy, she was instead costumed, handed a mike and pushed on stage to perform four songs to an audience of paying ticket-holders.

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