Paris Hilton Says She Is Gorgeous Like Angelina Jolie

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January 19. 2009

Twins? Thanks for the laughs Paris (right)

Paris Hilton is clearly deluded. Either that or she was high when she issued the following quote about Angelina Jolie, “She's strong but gorgeous and uses her fame for good to make a big difference in the world. That's a great quality. I'd have a lot in common with her."

Angelina is pretty. Paris is pretty fake. The two women look nothing alike.

Angelina won an Academy Award. Paris won a dozen Razzies.

Angelina can act. Paris can act like a nitwit.

Angelina is a sought after actress. Paris is a sought after porn star.

Angelina’s mom was an actress. Paris’ mom tries to act like she has class, but the truth of the matter is, she used to receive sex lessons in the back of an old van, with a man her mom paid to teach her, so she could land a millionaire (for further reference see Rick Hilton).

Am I making my point clear. The only thing those two have in common is they are both women (though, Paris does look a little transvestite like at times).

Paris Hilton: 'I Have a Lot in Common With Angelina Jolie'

Paris Hilton wants to be friends with Angelina Jolie.

The socialite and hotel heiress, 27, believes she and the Tomb Raider star are quite alike, and would probably get on well together.

She says, "I love Angelina Jolie. She's strong but gorgeous and uses her fame for good to make a big difference in the world. That's a great quality. I'd have a lot in common with her."

However, Paris also revealed the sort of person she wouldn't like to be friends with…

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