Hollywood time waster, Paris Hilton, has just been given another reality show, to illustrate to us, how vapid her life is and how she has frittered away every opportunity her dad gave her to make something meaningful of her life. Hilton's latest attention seeking announcement on Twitter is to inform the world that she allegedly likes to read.

The first thing I thought when she said that is "Read what? The negative sign on the pregnancy stick you peed on after your latest one night stand?"..."To pee or not to pee, that is the question." Never let it be said I'm a pessimist. 

Side Bar: According to Radar Online, due to Paris Hilton getting off easy when she was arrested for cocaine possession in Las Vegas, Nevada, in August 2010, the District Attorney, David Roger, who is up for reelection, is being slammed by his rival, Don Chairez, in commercials, for giving the drug addled socialite a slap on the wrist, instead of one year in prison, as she deserved.