Judiciary Report - Paris Perturbed

Paris Perturbed

May 11. 2007

Paris Hilton was pictured crying in public, lamenting her impending incarceration. Many in the industry showed no sympathy for her plight. Quite a few felt it was deserved. Meanwhile, the public overwhelmingly cheered. It's amazing how many people dislike her for the cruel things she's done.

Cameron Diaz: “For whatever reasons she made her bad choices and she’s going to have to deal with it. On the day there were like 10 helicopters above her house and I live not very far away - I was like, ‘Can you please keep it down.’ So now we all suffer when Paris suffers.”

Justin Timberlake: “What can I say, the law is the law.”

Teri Hatcher: “The laws the law and that’s what I teach my kid and that’s how I think it should work”

Jason Priestly - who had his own run in with the law for drunk driving in 1999:
“I was on probation for three years - I didn’t even jaywalk for those three years. Sometimes you have to pay the piper.”

Jay Leno joked: “I’m sure you all know by now that Paris Hilton got 45-days in jail. A lot of people are very upset about it . . . they were hoping for the death penalty.”