May 4. 2009

Oh no he didn't @ the shoes!

Brad Pitt, a man whose production company, Plan B/Warner Bros., has been to my website, according to site statistics, no doubt thanks to crazy Madonna and her husband, Guy Ritchie, stealing items from my Copyrighted Catalog, with Pitt having starred in his film "Snatch" (not my copyright, by the way, however someone else sued him over stealing it).

Guy Ritchie (left) and Brad Pitt worked together on the Sony (there's that name again) Screen Gems film "Snatch"

Thanks to that loon Madonna, my website link has incriminatingly been passed around Hollywood, more than Perez Hilton at a gay brothel.  

Brad Pitt stars in director Quentin Terantino's latest film "Inglorious Basterds" (yes, that's how it's spelled, as education clearly paid off for him). How ironic, considering a reader on E!'s feedback section posted that all Pitt's kids are "basterds."

Sony (there's that name again) Screen Gems copyright infringing film "Obsessed" starring Idris Elba, whose also been in the infringing Guy Ritchie film "RocknRolla."

Terantino is a man that uses more blood in his films than a hospital. Imagine my surprise yesterday, when he stated the same thing I, the black Mary Poppins, previously did on my Celluloid Film Review website, regarding some filmmakers' inauthentic manner of giving German characters British accents in films. I previously stated this last year on December 30, 2008 and again on March 30, 2009.

This past weekend, Terantino stated, "In Hollywood movies, Germans often have English accents, and I can’t go for that contrivance."

Speaking of accents, due to having written and copyrighted many scripts and treatments, I had to practice accents to go with some of them, in a bid to gain authenticity (acting).

I am pleased to report my British accent is near perfect. My Irish accent is enchanting. My Spanish accent is good. My Australian accent....well, let's just say Crocodile Dundee would not be jealous and the people of Australia may very well have a very good legal case against me for messing up their national accent.

Did you shoot on soundstages in America or in Europe?

We shot the film in Berlin and a little bit in Paris. I only cast actors who could speak English with their native accents. The Germans have accents, the French are French, and the English are English. During the war, your understanding of German, whether you were a French citizen or you were in a concentration camp, meant the difference between life and death. In Hollywood movies, Germans often have English accents, and I can’t go for that contrivance. The proper accent could be the difference between success and failure.

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