Terrorists Think Beyonce Is The Bomb

…Literally

October 31. 2009

Beyonce thinks she is the bomb, as the phrase goes. Apparently terrorists think so too, but not in the sense she does, as they want to bomb the weave wearing witch right out of her Dereon duds (Can I turn a phrase or what).

Threats are being issued if she tries to put on one of her usual half naked performances in Egypt. This is after Malaysia protested her planned show as well.

They may even devise a special booty bomb just for her. On the first butt shake it detonates. I know one thing, that weave would survive the blast. In short, don’t come to Egypt with your butt hanging out.

 Side Bar: you can’t get this kind of insightful, mature journalism reading the New York Times.