When In Doubt Call The Black Kid Out

Bigot Lindsay Lohan Blames Black Youth For Her Crimes

July 30. 2007

Pictured above is grumpy 21 year old Lindsay Lohan and her former assistant (Tarin). Tarin's mother, a facialist, is pictured in the right inset.

Ah there's nothing like a bigot to get a morning started off right. Lindsay Blohan has been outed on being a racist. Upon being arrested last week for engaging her former assistant's mother in a 80 mph car chase through Santa Monica, California, she told the police officer, "I wasn't driving. The black kid was driving." Oh no she didn't!

Lindsay is full of...excuses. Just like she stated to the press after her arrest with cocaine found in her pants pocket, “I am innocent…did not do drugs they’re not mine.”

Yes, Lindsay, we know, they were Tinkerbelle's drugs - and it was Paris Hilton's pants. The system is always trying to hold the black white man down.

Turns out Lindsay had run over someone's foot, run red lights and drove recklessly and under the influence. Much like one of her previous car crashes, where the injured party contends she was driving recklessly and under the influence in broad daylight. Good thing the crash was on film, then.  

To further add the Lindsay lack of likeability factor to her latest scandal, right before she got arrested, while dangerously speeding through Los Angeles, she bragged to the terrified occupants of the car she psychopathically commandeered, "I can't get in trouble. I'm a celebrity. I can do whatever the f*** I want."

That's nasty little attitude explains why she and certain other stars so frequently break the law and at innocent citizens' expense. They believe there will be no consequences, because the judicial system for the most part, with the exception of a few judges, has been utterly corrupt.

With Hollywood buying off judges, no wonder stars and Hollywood executives feel secure in committing crimes. Buying off public opinion is another story, as reflected by your subsequent poor sales.