Who Punched Britney In The Mouth

Oh, My Bad, She Had Collagen Injections

October 24. 2007

The Look Britney Was Going For:

...And How It Terribly Went Wrong:

For The First Time Britney Looks Like A Tranny...Introducing Mangelina Jolie:

"Brit hoped her new lips would improve her look without being really obvious to anyone. But onlookers literally stood opened mouthed when they saw her. She looked freaky," a newspaper quoted the source, as saying." http://www.zeenews.com

Her Eyes Look Crazy

Oh Britney, girl, you're so classy - Megan would be scared proud. Blue contacts and bad collagen. Never mind K-Fed and her family, plus his lawyer, whose been quite successful against Spears, have been having secret meetings behind her back. Not to mention her parenting coach was said to have turned in a terrible report to the judge on her "ignoring her kids" to talk on the phone and change her clothes frequently.

Britney In All Her Starbucks Collagen Glory:

Britney is still running all over town like a headless chicken, basically doing, well, nothing. Well, except hitting more cars. Just yesterday, once again, she went out and hit several cars while leaving the Beverly Connection.

Britney: where am I going again