Will Kabbalah member Ashton Kutcher, 33, cheat on his wife, Demi Moore, 49, even more, due to his new job on the CBS television show "Two And A Half Men." Kutcher, who couldn't act his way out of a paper bag, replaces seasoned comedic actor, Charlie Sheen, who is also in Kabbalah. 

Suffering from Kabbalah induced psychosis, Sheen lost the plot and went on a series of bizarre rants, repeatedly spewing the cult's nonsensical and destructive lingo, which shocked the public. He even attacked the makers of the show "Two And A Half Men" who paid him $2,000,000 per episode as the sitcom's leading star. 

Kutcher, like Sheen, is a playboy that has a penchant for bedding young women, in spite of their marriage vows. Kutcher was publicly humiliated last year for cheating on his wife with two women. Being given a role on the top sitcom in the nation will increase his visibility...and infidelity.