January 14. 2009

Supergayman

Stan Lee is set to unveil the world’s first gay superhero. That’s okay, Stan, we already know that Will Smith swings both ways. Lee is totally kissing up to gay Hollywood with this move.

What will this new gay superhero be called, anyway. The possible names don't sound too good - Batgay, Bi-man, Butch-man, Gay Knight, Homo-man, Spider-gay, The Incredible Homo, Robohomo, Down Low Homo, Tom Cruise, Will Smith.

Instead of x-ray vision it would be x-gay vision. Instead of leaping from building to building like Spiderman and Batman, will he be sashaying from rooftop to rooftop *giggling at mental image*.

The world is not ready for a gay superhero (especially if he is wearing pink tights and a halter top).

SPIDER-MAN creator Stan Lee is to unveil the world’s first gay superhero.

High school basketball star Thom Creed hides his developing superpowers along with his sexuality.

Former Marvel Comics boss Stan, 86 — who also created the Hulk and the X-Men — will unleash the character in an hour-long TV drama being shot in the US.

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk