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You Might Be A Redneck...Britney

The Warning Signs To Watch For

July 26. 2007

Remember Jeff Foxworthy's hilarious "You Might Be A Redneck" stand up comedy shows (don't laugh, though, dude became a millionaire off exposing redneckitis). When reading about Britney Spears' latest fashion shoot mishap, I couldn't help but think of those stand up comedy shows by Foxworthy.

According to Splash News and OK magazine, the Britster did the following:

So what does it cost to have Britney show up 45-minutes late with her entourage, dog, and roll around like a pig in a sty in designer clothes for an afternoon? $21,267. The breakdown is below.

*Wiped her greasy hands on a $274 dress
*Picked up dog poop with a $6,700 Zac Posen gown
And allegedly walked off with:
*$12,861 worth of jewelry
*A $974 Vera Wang Dress
*A $380 Lanvin heels
*And a $281 Pucci Scarf

While rednecks maybe unworldly and there is nothing wrong with that, at least they know how to care for their kids, unlike Britney.

Ok, so we've got the rednecks covered, but what about the blacknecks *Aisha looking at Beyonce and her clan*...

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