Apparently Pippa Middleton Agrees With The Site About Her Butt

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Apparently Pippa Middleton Agrees With The Site About Her Butt

December 12. 2012

Pippa Middleton

In the November 24, 2012 article "Pippa Middleton's Book Isn't Doing So Well And Probably Because Of The Butt-Less Cover" the Judiciary Report stated of Pippa Middleton, sister-in-law to Prince William, "But considering what Pippa is famous for, it should have been a butt (bum). Had she kept it real and put a photo of her butt on the cover, sales would have been different. However, that would have been crass. The problem with the book is it is not that unusual and overly simplistic."

Pippa Middleton

Apparently Middleton read the aforementioned on Twitter, as yesterday in a guest spot at the Spectator newspaper, Pippa Middleton stated, "Maybe I should write a sequel and call it Bottoms Up. Now that could be a bestseller...I have been much teased for my book...Lots of journalists are saying that my advice is glaringly obvious. A spoof Twitter account called @pippatips offers such pearls as “enjoy a glass of water by getting a clean glass and pouring in water from a tap or bottle."

Hate to state it (no I don't) I told you so. But please, no butt books. The Queen would seriously frown upon that, big time, but on a related note, Prince Harry would probably buy up most of the copies.

STORY SOURCE

My next book? It's going to be called Bottoms Up, says Pippa: Kate's sister discovers a cheeky sense of humour

PUBLISHED: 19:09 EST, 11 December 2012 | UPDATED: 08:30 EST, 12 December 2012 - The Duchess of Cambridge's sister pokes fun at herself in a guest column for The Spectator. She admits her literary attempt at a party planning book was regarded as full of blindingly obvious tips. In a guest diary column for the Spectator, Pippa shows that she has a rather lively sense of humour. As most authors would confirm, you’re only as good as your last book. Which is probably why Pippa Middleton has been thinking hard about what she writes next.

The Duchess of Cambridge’s sister, known as much for her shapely derriere as her royal connections, says she has already come up with the perfect follow-up to her book Celebrate! ‘Maybe I should write a sequel and call it Bottoms Up,’ she says in this week’s edition of The Spectator. ‘Now that could be a bestseller.’

In a guest diary column for the magazine, Pippa shows that as well as the shiny smile and glossy mane of a Middleton, she also has a rather lively sense of humour. She acknowledges that her party-planning book, which she produced in a £400,000 publishing deal, has been widely derided as a bible of the blindingly obvious. Pippa, 29, seems to know about all the jokes. And she has a few of her own to add. ‘I have been much teased for my book,’ she begins in the Spectator column. ‘Lots of journalists are saying that my advice is glaringly obvious. A spoof Twitter account called @pippatips offers such pearls as “enjoy a glass of water by getting a clean glass and pouring in water from a tap or bottle”.’

She admits the criticism is all good fun but points out that writing a guide means you have to cover the basics. Pippa Middleton chooses a Cadbury-coloured dress to launch her entertaining guide in Holland as UK booksellers slash the price by 75% to drum up demand. ‘If I were to write a cookery book, for instance, I would be compelled to say that, to make an omelette, you have to break at least one egg. Actually, that’s not a bad idea. Or maybe I should write a sequel and call it Bottoms Up? Now that could be a bestseller.’

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