Living with Angelina Jolie is really aging actor Brad Pitt. It's not the gray beard, but his eyes and that time-is-defeating-me expression. He looks really weathered. Hey, if other websites can talk about women's looks, it's only fair men receive the same treatment. 

Be careful, Brad. Wouldn't want Angelina to drop your adulterous butt for a younger, more studly dude, like totally. That was Valley Girl speak for you Brad, since you are clearly the chick in that relationship.