The Chipmunks Own Madonna

July 10. 2008

Madonna (how old is she - is she 12 dressing like that)

Yea, things aren't looking so good if you're a so-called iconic pop star and a group of 20 year old Chipmunks beat your butt on the charts. You've pretty much been owned.

As I mentioned yesterday, all this publicity from the A-Rod divorce scandal hasn’t helped Madonna’s plummeting sales. On today’s Billboard album chart she came in at #57…behind...wait for it...Alvin and the Chipmunks (LOL). Stick a fork in her. She’s done.

You know what the sad thing is, she sounds just like Alvin. But he’s younger and more taut and in today’s jaded music industry, that’s what counts.