Defeated Hillary Clinton Takes A Month Off

June 18. 2008

After getting her butt handed to her in the 2008 presidential election, former candidate Hillary Clinton, has decided to take a month off to cry rest.

Upon hearing the news Democratic nominee Barack Obama:

Upon hearing the news of Hillary's one month break, Republican candidate John McCain said "who?":

Aww poor Hillary. Does it still hurt when you think about how far close you were to the presidency? How you wanted it forever 10 years.

Remember Hillary, liquor is not your friend. Don't spend your time getting drunk again:

Hillary drinking and flying a few weeks ago

"Clinton takes month off"

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-N.Y.) is taking a month off from Congress to recuperate after her marathon run for the presidency.

She is not expected to return to the Senate until July 7 or July 8 after the Independence Day recess, according to two Democratic sources.

Clinton’s Democratic colleagues in the Senate are taking a sympathetic attitude toward her extended absence, which comes after a grueling 18-month formal bid for the White House and, according to some calculations, a decade or more of planning and positioning since the days when her husband was president.