E*Trade To Lindsay Lohan: You Can
Bounce Like One Of Your Checks
March 12. 2010
Online brokerage house E*Trade told Lindsay Lohan she
can go bounce with one of her checks, for suing them over one of their
commercials that vaguely resembles her.
Some people did make the connection that the E*Trade ad featuring a "Milkaholic"
baby in a love triangle, had hints of Lohan's real life mess of being a
promiscuous alcoholic and drug user, but it is so vague, many people
Lindsay Lohan claims she is like Cher and enjoys one name recognition,
but that is not the case. With her career in decline and financial
collapse on the horizon, suing E*Trade is a desperate cash grab, as she
has claimed $100,000,000 in damages, when commercially her name is not
even worth $100,000.
She can't prove E*Trade defamed her, as she has a bad
reputation, has slept with many men and women and became known for drug
and alcohol problems she admitted to, after the ad aired.
She needs to be careful, as she may end up owing them legal fees over
the lawsuit, if she is unable to prove how she has been legally damaged,
rather than just being viewed as damaged goods.
E*TRADE: Lohan's Baby
Lawsuit Is Bogus
Posted Mar 11th 2010 1:42PM - E*TRADE is firing back at Lindsay Lohan's
claims that the online investment company ripped-off her name and
likeness in its "Lindsay is a milkoholic" commercial.
E*TRADE issued the following statement to TMZ -- "We believe the claims
are without merit and we intend to defend ourselves vigorously in this
case." The investment company says its commercial was meant to be "witty