The Enquire To John Edwards: Your Butt Is Mine!

Enquire Making Life Miserable For John Edwards

August 21. 2008

John Edwards to the Enquirer: I should have them framed for something!

The Enquirer has been issuing warnings to former presidential candidate John Edwards regarding the paternity of his one time mistress’ newborn baby.

You guys know John Edwards is having a Maalox moment right about now.

They are pledging to make his life miserable via the extensive dirt they've dug up on him using multiple private investigators. They’ve spent sizable sums of money delving into his private life and state they'll stay on this story "forever." Oh dear.

For instance, they're claiming he paid off his former mistress, Rielle Hunter, to the tune of $150,000 and a $1,000,000 home in North Carolina, in exchange for her not talking to the press.

ENQUIRING MINDS ON EDWARDS

Levine claims the huge sum they've spent on this story is only a spit to "the enormous amounts we know Edwards is spending to keep it contained. But he can't. We've followed the money trail. He bought her [Rielle Hunter] a $1 million house in North Carolina. Few days before our headlines forced him to go public, he spent $150,000 just on a private plane to whisk her to some undisclosed place. She was moved in the middle of the night. Lots of money is being spent to keep her happy and away from the media.

"We have exclusive photographic evidence, pictures, videos, hard proof to further incriminate Edwards. He doesn't at this point know what we have, which is why I'm asking that we don't reveal too much yet. And which we will use unless and until he acknowledges paternity.

"She believes they'll be together in future because Elizabeth's health concerns make it just a matter of time. Whatever he's said, in her mind the clock is running. We know this…

We'll stay on this one forever."

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