George Clooney Must Want An STD

January 2. 2009

George Clooney and fellow himbo Brad Pitt (right)

It’s being reported that actress singer person Paris Hilton was seen canoodling with actor George Clooney at a Los Angeles bar. Of course! He would have to be drunk. Didn’t you read my post, Clooney.

Seriously, people with Herpes are not to be scorned and with medication, they can reduce the risk of passing on the disease (that sounds like the Valtrex commercial that’s always on TV).

However, Paris Hilton is so promiscuous, one can’t help but think she is causing others to become infected. As photos illustrate, she just had an outbreak days ago, yet is getting close to Clooney.

Did they make this Clooney story up. Did I write this entire article in vain.

Paris Hilton dating George Clooney?

Fri, Jan 02, 2009 - The socialite fuelled speculation of a romance after recently enjoying an "intimate" evening with the "Burn After Reading" star at the Whiskey Bar at the Sunset Marquis hotel in Hollywood, according to Life and Style Weekly magazine…

http://news.asiaone.com