U.S. President Joe Biden has announced he has a little puppy named Commander, who is now living at the White House. Biden's puppy will replace his large German Shepard, Major, who broke Biden's foot and bit many people in the White House, including several Secret Service agents, eight days in a row.

My theory is Major, who is a Patriot, was senator Mitch McConnell's dog, but Biden didn't know it. Major was biting Democrats in the White House left, right and center. Mitch trained Agent Major well. You see, Mitch can't bite Democrats and get away with it, but Major can. It was ingenious.

As a result of Major's patriotism, he has been discriminated against for being a good citizen and banished from the White House. To add insult to injury, Biden also replaced Major with a...wait for it...cat #FreeMajor (LOL).

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