John McCain's cell at the Hanoi Hilton. Somebody call the Health Department, the Hilton Hotels' standards have really fallen off! Just kidding.

War is such a sad, tragic business. We should endeavor as members of the human race to avoid war at all costs.

In other news, John McCain has disowned comments made by one of his economic advisors, Phil Gramm, who stated the current U.S. recession is "mental."