Lindsay Lohan Plans To Release Her Diary

Hollywood mattress actress Lindsay Lohan, whose had more sex partners than she's had movies, announced today that she plans to release her diary. Lindsay, you really shouldn't go into porn. In other news, her drug dealer plans to do a tell all. Boy, that tell all is going to look more like an encyclopedia set, than one book, if said narcotics pusher is going to chronicle her exploits (link).