Lock Up The Liquor It's The Lohans

Lindsay Lohan

Just when you thought TV couldn't get anymore dysfunctional, a network that doesn't mind bad publicity, has given Lindsay Lohan and her family a reality show. Lock up the liquor!

In a family so desperate for fame that they've just about destroyed each other to get it, I shudder to think just what they will broadcast. Certainly there were better things to devote the air time to than this.