Paris Hilton Gets A New Show

Hasn’t The World Suffered Enough

March 13. 2008

It was announced this week that convicted felon Paris Hilton is getting a new reality show on MTV (sigh). What is MTV smoking and is it legal.

Paris And K-Fed

Hasn’t the world suffered enough. What great new insights will Paris offer us on her new show? How to change the world through nail polish? How to look in two directions at once?