Socialite Paris Hilton, who was arrested last week for cocaine possession, has thanked her "fans" (see: imaginary friends) via Twitter, for all their love and support, during her current self-induced criminal case crisis. 

With the way Radar Online is writing, Paris, you're about to get all the love and support you need...in prison...probably from some chick name Joe, which she shortened from Josephina, after the sex change.

Radar Online stated, they have spoken to legal experts that believe, Hilton is headed for prison, as the D.A. has a high, pardon the pun, success rate in prosecuting such cases. He is also up for reelection and will not want to be seen giving special treatment, to a slacker star that repeatedly breaks the law.

Maybe promiscuous Paris should get fitted for a chastity belt, just in case she goes to prison. By the way, are there chastity belts on commissary lists.

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Paris Hilton Thanks Fans 'For All The Love And Support' After Drug Arrest

Posted on Aug 30, 2010 @ 05:25AM - Paris Hilton is getting by with a little help from her fans. The socialite, who was arrested in connection with possession of drugs in Las Vegas Friday night, Tweeted a message to her public Sunday, thanking them for the well-wishes she's received in the wake of the incident.

"I'm so thankful to all my fans for all the love and support you are giving me," the heiress wrote. "Thank you all. Love you so much. Love Paris xoxo."...

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EXCLUSIVE: Plea Deal For Paris Hilton Unlikely, Prison Sentence Looms

Posted on Aug 30, 2010 @ 04:34PM - Paris Hilton is about to discover what O.J. Simpson already knows: when it comes to justice, Las Vegas can be a lot tougher than Los Angeles.

District Attorney David Roger is highly unlikely to offer Paris a plea bargain deal on her cocaine possession charge, a source close to the case told RadarOnline.com exclusively...