President Obama To Dine With Beautiful Miss Israel

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President Obama To Dine With Beautiful Miss Israel - Will Mrs. Obama Be There!

Blogs Are Joking About Obama Inviting Pretty Beauty Queen To The White House

UPDATE: The dinner will take place in Israel, not at the White House in Washington

March 14. 2013

President Barack Obama

U.S. President, Barack Obama, has invited the beautiful, Yityish Aynaw, aged 21, to the White House for dinner, as she is the first black Miss Israel. I'm sure the invite is all for political reasons (sure it is *raised brows*). As I have extensively studied Yiddish ~~from watching the sitcom "The Nanny"~~ I shall now speak to Yityish in her native language, but I'm not a "yenta." I'm only giving her a bit of friendly advice.

Yityish Aynaw (center)

Firstly, Obama's so proud of you as a fellow black person he's "kvelling." Secondly, Yityish don't stare at Presidente Obama for too long, lovingly or tenderly, as Mrs. Presidente, First Lady Michelle Obama, will issue what is known as...and there really is no translation from English to Yiddish or Hebrew for this...a Chicago styled beatdown. She will do what is known in America as "going upside your head" crown and all. Just kidding. Have fun - "L'chaim" and "Mazel tov."

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