Remember several weeks ago when I made the joke about booze loving U.S. House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, singing the song "Tipsy" by rapper J-Kwon. Well, apparently he has gone missing. You guys know Pelosi did it! If so, what does that mean for me, considering I made that joke.

*Looks at Pelosi* Girl, you know I was just playing, right. You know I love you. From the way you bang the gavel in Congress like you wish it was George W. Bush's face:

...to the way you blink and stare like you are doing an impression of Bush during his drug years:  

Seriously, J-Kwon is missing and foul play is suspected. His family nor coworkers have heard from him and he was involved in a dispute with local rivals.