Weiner Wants Hillary's Woman

May 29. 2008

Hillary to Huma: if I catch you with him again he's gonna end up on the Clinton Body Count

The woman the British papers proclaimed Hillary Clinton's lesbian lover, Huma Abedin, is being courted by Congressman Weiner. Dude, you are so barking up the wrong tree.

As for Huma, poor girl! Really, you can do so much better than Hillary - like, for instance, a man (not you Bill). I know she comes across as a dude, but it's a chick, Huma! Don't let the mullet fool you.