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Demi Moore Loves Leeches

Moore Vapidity From Demi

March 25. 2008

In a recent interview, Kabbalah cult nut Demi Moore revealed that she loves blood-sucking leeches. No, not her fellow cultist Madonna, actual blood sucking leeches.

It was a really gross, too much information moment, where Demi shared that unscientific, unsanitary so called beauty tip. I think one of those leeches got to your head.

They are not very safe, as they sometimes carry bacteria and HIV.

She called the unorthodox treatment her fountain of youth. Please, Photoshop and 12 surgeons are your fountain of youth and still, like many others, you can’t stop the hands of time. I think it has something to do with physics and people doing a quaint little thing God calls ageing. Don’t be alarmed. It happens to everyone.

both have lean cheek implants 

It’s amazing how some celebrities put so much more into their appearance than making the world better – well, at least the phony ones do.

Every press release has something to do with their various looks and clothes or the team of people that help them achieve their looks and select their clothes.

“They have a little enzyme that when they are biting down in you it gets released in your blood and generally you bleed for quite a bit - and your health is optimized. It detoxifies your blood - I’m feeling very detoxified right now. I did it in some woman’s house laying on her bed. We did a little sampler first, which is in the belly button.

It crawls in and you feel it bite down on you and you want to go, ‘You ba****d.’ Then you relax and work on your Lemaze breathing just to kind of relax.

You watch it swell up on your blood, watching it get fatter and fatter - then when its super drunk on your blood it just kind of rolls over like it is stumbling out of the bar.”

She said: “You first feel worse then you feel better. But I’m going back - I only got 4 leeches and I feel a bit cheated.”

Quipped Letterman: “Are you sure this isn’t just menopause?”

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