Fallen Hollywood trainwreck, Lindsay Lohan, is insisting she is the victim of a witch hunt. This could be true, as you are a witch. Knowing what I know about you, regarding your unlawful behavior in Hollywood, much of which has not hit the press yet, but will soon, I'd say it is you targeting innocent members of the public for financial gain, as your bank account is as dried up as the desert.

You are trying to maintain the lavish lifestyle you once had when your bank account had over $30,000,000 in it, but is now reduced to a mere fraction of what it once was years ago. To do this, you have stolen copyrights, patents, designer clothes, jewelry and cash from others. It's time to face reality - you're not rich anymore. Learn to economize like everyone else in similar circumstances.