Oh, this is too funny. Big breasted American supermodel, Kate Upton, wants to date British actor, Robert Pattinson, as he's dumped longtime U.S. girlfriend, actress, Kristen Stewart, for cheating on him with director, Rupert Sanders, who is twice her age. In short, Kristen Stewart is up a creek. 

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson right before he dropped her for cheating

Girl, if Pattinson reads Upton's invite, your man is gone. You will lose your man (*shakes head*). Because, at the end of the day, big breasts usually win (LOL). You're welcome. Ok, that's not nice. But neither was nearly breaking up Sanders' family and causing his wife and kids distress.

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