Were There Boris Nudes (LOL)

October 1. 2019

Boris Johnson and Jennifer Arcuri

British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, 55, is probably having a bout of diarrhea right now. The press is reporting that the laptop of his mistress, Jennifer Arcuri, 34, whom he unlawfully gave £126,000 in taxpayer money in 2012, has been stolen. Then again, the laptop went missing in the past 2-weeks, which is quite convenient considering the British authorities are investigating Johnson's inappropriate relationship with Arcuri, due to the fact he gave her a six-figure grant from taxpayer money.

 £126,000 in taxpayer money to do this...and Boris

Police would subpoena documents and computer files relating to the transaction. The missing laptop containing "photographs and emails from when Boris was London mayor" smacks of perverting the course of justice (which in America is called obstruction of justice). If the laptop contains Johnson's nudes, the British public may file a lawsuit if they leak and they are forced to look at them on social networking. There's only so much suffering the British people can take. I'm kidding.

The body language between those two is quite telling

Arcuri is a model with no qualifications to be working with the British government in any capacity that would warrant such a financial grant. Yet she made more than most for work no one understands. Judging by items posted on social networking, the British public are furious their taxpayer money was squandered in this inappropriate manner.

STORY SOURCE

American model Jennifer Arcuri is 'terrified' after her laptop containing photographs, calendar dates and emails from when she was close to Boris Johnson is stolen, report claims

Published: 20:09 EDT, 30 September 2019 | Updated: 20:31 EDT, 30 September 2019 - A laptop belonging to Boris Johnson’s pole dancing friend was stolen recently leaving her petrified that information could be leaked, it was reported last night. Jennifer Arcuri’s laptop was taken within the last 10 days, while she was in the UK, and now she fears personal details relating to her friendship with the Prime Minister could be made public, The Mirror reported.

The computer contained photographs, calendar dates and emails from the time when Ms Arcuri was acquainted with Mr Johnson. Jennifer Arcuri's laptop from when she was close to prime minister Boris Johnson, pictured together in an undated photograph, has been stolen...

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