A Botox Faced Simon Cowell Humiliates Cheryl Cole

June 2. 2011

Simon Cowell had so much Botox and facial stretching, I think they hit a nerve under his eye, causing it to droop (Photo Credit: WENN).

Slimy talent show judge, Simon Cowell, has humiliated co-judge, Cheryl Cole, who he brought to America last month, to star on his new karaoke show "X-Factor."? Cowell, who has spent way too much time in the Botox chair, in preparation for his new talent show, to comedic results, promised to make Cole a star in America.

After all, ruthless and treacherous Cowell, who has worked for and is solely affiliated with Sony, gave her a spot on the British version of "X-Factor" and furnished her with stolen songs for her debut album that he has absolutely no rights to under the law. Cole knowingly accepted, in exchange for having sex with him.

Cheryl Cole's hair-raising experience (suppressing laughter)

However, Cowell screwed her over by booting Cole from the show, before it properly began filming in America. He blamed it all on Fox and its invasive chairman, Rupert Murdoch. Cole's is from Newcastle, England and her thick Geordie accent was blamed. 

The Geordie accent is not that difficult to understand. However, Cole garbles up the end of her sentences and her voice tends to trail off, leaving some guessing the words she spoke. It was feared Americans would not understand her speaking voice, which would be made more difficult by the fact she is an unknown in the States.

The pants look painful and on the cusp of fashion...1970s fashion

You wanna know what I think (like you didn't know that was coming). I think the problem was more Cole lost her looks over the past several months, which is odd, as she is 29. She showed up to Hollywood with sky high 80's hair, strange, ill fitting clothes from the 70s (the pants look painful) and skin that looked like it was experiencing a personal crisis. 

However, I'm not crying for Cole. She is an arrogant, racist, racial slur issuing, liar and thief, willing to do any unscrupulous thing for fame...including Simon Cowell.