The FBI is run by hockey fanatic, Robert S. Mueller. When the chance popped up to stick the agency's nose in the NHL, the FBI jumped at the chance, stating they are going to find a missing puck from a historic game. 

This is the same FBI that tells the U.S. Congress it is short staffed and needs more taxpayer money to waste, while telling the parents of missing children to buzz off (FBI Denounced By Parents Of Missing Kids). The FBI is out searching for a hockey puck instead of missing children, when the latter is apart of their Congressional mandate and legal jurisdiction. Can you say, "losers!"

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Monday, January 31, 2011 Posted: 10:30 a.m. | Updated: 6:03 p.m. -  TAMPA, Fla. – Puckgate has now moved into the theatre of the absurd, and Chris Pronger wants no part of it. The FBI wants to know what happened to Patrick Kane’s game-winning goal puck from Game 6 in last year’s Stanley Cup Final in Philadelphia.

Ross Rice, a spokesman for the FBI, told the Chicago Tribune that forensic specialists from the bureau have volunteered their time to help track down the missing jewel. ...Why would the FBI waste its time trying to recover a lost puck?...