Convicted felon and woman beater, Chris Brown, has angered gays by slamming a group of paparazzi, referring to their conduct towards him as "weak" and "gay" as they caused him to get a parking ticket. Gay rights groups have demanded an apology, deeming Brown has degraded them. I thought homosexuals liked the word gay.

In other news, Brown and fellow publicity seeking miscreant, Rihanna, have been openly tweeting each other on the social networking website Twitter. Brown asked Rihanna if she received a photo he sent her, then quickly removed the message. People immediately began slamming the couple online for getting back together.

In 2009, Rihanna attacked Brown over another woman, after a Grammy party, sending him into a complete rage, where he beat and tried to choke her to death. According to the police report, she began blacking out. Clearly, she is a glutton for punishment, but they both have a violent streak that has the potential to end in terrible violence again. Brown has not changed. Neither has she.